— On Assholes

Dennis Rodman, Patriot

I’m thinking Rodman is actually not a colossal ahole for praising and befriending Kim Jong-Un and publicly throwing the imprisoned American under the bus, all while cursing American officials, because, you see, he is in fact a patriotic CIA operative, who is merely gaining enough favor with the N. Koreans to nudge them to release the American over drinks.  Or maybe not…